meimichan: (Chem: chemistry is fun)
BRB, DEAD OF LULZ!


Holy crap on a stick, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard in my life. I woke up Jason I was laughing so loud. I'm still fucking crying from laughing so hard! Just the thread I linked to though-the actual source article is kind of rage-inducing, but the thread, oh my god, it's an atheist chemist's dream come true!

I'm gonna screencap that and hang it on the wall.


Quit judging me!
meimichan: (Psych: Lassiter rocko's fortune cooke)
I have shamelessly stolen this idea from [livejournal.com profile] lemmealone who did this as Gus, got inspired to do it for Lassie, and I then shared this idea with [livejournal.com profile] infinitycluster and [livejournal.com profile] britt_m_89 in the ontdgubler chatroom we love to haunt, got peer-pressured to do it as Dr. Reid with them, so I'm now doing this meme for TWO characters. It will probably suck. Cut for your avoiding pleasure, since my RL friends probably couldn't give two shits about this.

Meme as Dr. Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds )

Meme as Carlton Lassiter from Psych )


I HAVE TO DO THIS ONE
Meme as Daria Morgendorffer )
meimichan: (T7S-Steven Hyde lmao)

And the whole world has to answer right now
just to tell you once again who's meimichan.

Which song was this lyric from?

Get your own lyrics:






Oh my god I need to go to bed. Why this is cracking me up so badly, I have no idea. I am beyond wound up and can't really sleep at all.
meimichan: (T7S-Steven Hyde lmao)
This is seriously the funniest fucking thing I have seen all year. Jason and I are still sobbing we laughed so hard.


http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/09/17/funny-classifieds-sperm-donator-female-5000/



Text w/ commentary from link-commentary left alone.

Found by: T P on Chicago Craigslist

I don’t know about you, but I have no idea what’s going on here. No Idea.

Is she . . . he . . . who’s gonna do what now?

Are you in need of a healthy female to donate sperm,

I know my answer is no, but I’m really not sure what the question is. Are you claiming to be the “healthy female”? Are you claiming to be capable of donating sperm? If so, let me tell you, you are not healthy. You are not at all healthy.

I am a heathy 47 year old.

Again, I’m not convinced.

I am healthy

So I hear.

and my family does not have genetic defects or ill health related diseases.

Every time you mention your physical condition, I believe you less. And you do know there’s a kind of health called “mental,” right?

I consistently have looked 15-20 years younger than I am.

That would be a kind of genetic defect, wouldn’t it? I’m guessing it’s also a lie. Like your statements about how “healthy” you are.

If you would like to talk more please contact me asap….

I think we’ve talked enough.

/ the text of the link

Okay, what the hell is in the water in Chicago?!
meimichan: (Default)
Is your cat plotting to kill you?

Guide: Is your cat plotting to kill you?" My cat does ALL OF THESE. I'm doomed. ^_~
meimichan: (what is this shit)
[livejournal.com profile] ohnotheydidnt broke LJ.


Oh good grief.

We got around two feet of snow today. I went out to clear off the satellite dish, and the snow is up to my mid-thigh. Holy crap. I don't remember wading through snow in that amount even in Houghton. Admittedly, they were pretty good about clearing any pathways I might have needed to use.

I tried taking sleeping pills to fix my sleep schedule. So far, they're not working. But I bet I get the crappy side effects tomorrow anyways! *insert cranky face here*

Fail = WIN

Oct. 20th, 2008 08:56 pm
meimichan: (Sarah Palin makes moose kill self)
Ohio...you made me laugh, and not at you. Thank you. (courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] ontd_political, my newest internet addiction)

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I hope to get a job and start inundating this journal with posts of my next boss and coworkers being tools fairly soon.



14 more days, and the longest election of my life to date ends. I bet the next primary starts in January of 2010.
meimichan: (atheism: levitcus quote fun)
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To distract myself from life, I've been spending time yesterday and today with my new fake comedian boyfriend...George Carlin. :) Poor Lewis Black, although I still love him too.

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