meimichan: (Psych: Lassiter pissed)
If you've got a few minutes of spare time, could you go here, leave a comment telling Team Lassie how awesome they are?

Seriously, we could use the points, Team Jules beat the stuffing out of us last phase. It was embarrassing. We were a distant second place.

But come on, help Team Lassie get off to a strong head start!

I'll give you cookies. Or....cheesecake slice?

meimichan: (RK: KaoruMegumi OMFG)
As seen on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson:

He got an e-mail from someone saying his girlfriend wanted him to act more like Edward Cullen. And I'm still sitting here in terror.

Yeah, good god, I fucking hate these books. They have informed a generation of girls with self-esteem in the fucking toilet that the perfect guy is one who fucking oils the window hinges so he can sneak in and watch you sleep for months while during days pretending that he hates you. Then when you start dating, he never lets you do anything because he's a controlling asshole and you'll just kill yourself walking anyways.

God dammit, can people get therapy for too much Twilight? The stupidity these books have caused in the public is going to send me to therapy.

And now I need a drink. Or a solid brick wall.

TV Meme )
meimichan: (T7S-Steven Hyde lmao)
This is seriously the funniest fucking thing I have seen all year. Jason and I are still sobbing we laughed so hard.

Text w/ commentary from link-commentary left alone.

Found by: T P on Chicago Craigslist

I don’t know about you, but I have no idea what’s going on here. No Idea.

Is she . . . he . . . who’s gonna do what now?

Are you in need of a healthy female to donate sperm,

I know my answer is no, but I’m really not sure what the question is. Are you claiming to be the “healthy female”? Are you claiming to be capable of donating sperm? If so, let me tell you, you are not healthy. You are not at all healthy.

I am a heathy 47 year old.

Again, I’m not convinced.

I am healthy

So I hear.

and my family does not have genetic defects or ill health related diseases.

Every time you mention your physical condition, I believe you less. And you do know there’s a kind of health called “mental,” right?

I consistently have looked 15-20 years younger than I am.

That would be a kind of genetic defect, wouldn’t it? I’m guessing it’s also a lie. Like your statements about how “healthy” you are.

If you would like to talk more please contact me asap….

I think we’ve talked enough.

/ the text of the link

Okay, what the hell is in the water in Chicago?!


Nov. 3rd, 2009 11:37 pm
meimichan: (Fuck Ohio)
HOLY SHIT. Oh. Serial killer/rapist. In Cleveland. Apparently a sausage factory can only disguise the smell of dead body for so long. Also proof that I can never retire my Fuck Ohio icon. It gets too much usage.

I obviously didn't leave Cleveland a moment too soon. Apparently the police are venturing out to Warren and Youngstown to see if they can get the bodies identified.

In somewhat less exciting news, I am getting the cough from hell. And I know the lady at the DMV was coughing up a storm yesterday. This wouldn't bug me so much if swine flu wasn't running through Madison like none other. Time for some hot tea, possibly a hot bath.

And more time to be relieved that I'm no longer in Cleveland. God DAMN.

Welcome to the national news, Cleveland. And so not in a good way.

In political news, mostly that I just care about:

Maine repealed their legalization of same-sex marriage, because California is a good state to idolize. Also they fucking suck. They did legalize medical marijuana. So getting high is more important than giving your state's residents equal rights.

NY-23 has gone to a Democrat for the first time since...I think someone in the forum said 1880? That can't be right, since districts get redrawn every 10 years because of the census, that thing Michele Bachman's protesting because she is batshit. Whatever, a long fucking time.

NJ elected a GOP governor. NJ has also had 8 governors in the last nine years, so why people are in a frenzy about this one is beyond me. Never been to NJ, would you believe I have no desire to ever go there?

Kalamazoo, which is still holding the title of favorite city I've ever lived in, passed an ordinance banning discrimination based on sexual orientation.

Geauga County, where I just left, has failed for the 3285712th time to pass the school levy. It failed by eight votes. I think it failed by seven votes last spring. I moved out and didn't vote this year, so what, two people voted no who didn't? I bet dad and Kevin on the two new no-votes. Ledgmont spent an assload of money building a new schoolhouse that could have held my elementary school, which was 500+ students. How many students in Ledgmont? 80. No joke. Wonder why they're having money issues. It's just a matter of time before the state steps in and dissolves it. For myself, I just can't fund stupidity like that. Dissolve it, and we'll pay Chardon or Madison's school taxes, whichever. At least the kids might get a marching band with more than four people. In any case, no matter how many times Montville Township runs this ballot measure, they're not changing anyone's mind.

Ohio will be building casinos in their four major cities. This will do nothing to improve the scenery in any of these towns, and let's face it, Toledo could really use the help. Only uglier city in Ohio is Youngstown. Casinos in Detroit obviously didn't revitalize that town, so I have a huge bucket of salt for everyone saying they'll revitalize Ohio. For the most part, I don't care.

All right, I'm out. I'll be glued to a news source for next year's election night, guaranteed. ^_~
meimichan: (RK: KaoruMegumi OMFG)

Oh, more specific? The Lions.

The Wings won against Pittsburgh tonight too(they couldn't have done that during game 7 of the finals a few months ago?), but The Wings winning isn't really a huge shock. The Lions have been a national joke and local embarrassment for years. Actually, they still are.
meimichan: (Twilight: Sparkle Motion)

tl/dr: Glenn Beck, certified batshit insane loonie, says Obama is Edward Cullen of the much-lambasted "Twilight" series. I died of laughter for a full ten minutes, then hoped fervently that someone would lock Glenn Beck up in the asylum, because he clearly belongs there.


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