Anyone up for a resume critique?

My mom offered, but she's really dragging ass on this....(and now playing Bejeweled...I truly feel the love), so I was wondering if anyone would like to give me a second opinion?

Leave a comment, send an IM, and I'll e-mail or IM it back to you.

With lots of virtual cookies, since I can't send the real ones back. ;)

Much appreciation in advance!