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I have shamelessly stolen this idea from lemmealone who did this as Gus, got inspired to do it for Lassie, and I then shared this idea with infinitycluster and britt_m_89 in the ontdgubler chatroom we love to haunt, got peer-pressured to do it as Dr. Reid with them, so I'm now doing this meme for TWO characters. It will probably suck. Cut for your avoiding pleasure, since my RL friends probably couldn't give two shits about this.

( Meme as Dr. Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds )

( Meme as Carlton Lassiter from Psych )


I HAVE TO DO THIS ONE
( Meme as Daria Morgendorffer )

This is seriously the funniest fucking thing I have seen all year. Jason and I are still sobbing we laughed so hard.


http://itemnotasdescribed.com/2009/09/17/funny-classifieds-sperm-donator-female-5000/



Text w/ commentary from link-commentary left alone.

Found by: T P on Chicago Craigslist

I don’t know about you, but I have no idea what’s going on here. No Idea.

Is she . . . he . . . who’s gonna do what now?

Are you in need of a healthy female to donate sperm,

I know my answer is no, but I’m really not sure what the question is. Are you claiming to be the “healthy female”? Are you claiming to be capable of donating sperm? If so, let me tell you, you are not healthy. You are not at all healthy.

I am a heathy 47 year old.

Again, I’m not convinced.

I am healthy

So I hear.

and my family does not have genetic defects or ill health related diseases.

Every time you mention your physical condition, I believe you less. And you do know there’s a kind of health called “mental,” right?

I consistently have looked 15-20 years younger than I am.

That would be a kind of genetic defect, wouldn’t it? I’m guessing it’s also a lie. Like your statements about how “healthy” you are.

If you would like to talk more please contact me asap….

I think we’ve talked enough.

/ the text of the link

Okay, what the hell is in the water in Chicago?!

ohnotheydidnt broke LJ.


Oh good grief.

We got around two feet of snow today. I went out to clear off the satellite dish, and the snow is up to my mid-thigh. Holy crap. I don't remember wading through snow in that amount even in Houghton. Admittedly, they were pretty good about clearing any pathways I might have needed to use.

I tried taking sleeping pills to fix my sleep schedule. So far, they're not working. But I bet I get the crappy side effects tomorrow anyways! *insert cranky face here*

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To distract myself from life, I've been spending time yesterday and today with my new fake comedian boyfriend...George Carlin. :) Poor Lewis Black, although I still love him too.