meimichan

We just got another robocall, except it was from Barack Obama instead of the Ohio GOP. Not sure if anyone else is getting robo-called to within an inch of their lives, but I'm not even keeping track of the GOP ones we've gotten. Maybe they should rethink their strategy...you don't want to annoy potential voters to your cause by pissing them off with all the fucking robocalls.


Anywho, the reason I'm posting.

ELECTION NIGHT DRINKING GAME: NOV. 4th-IS IT OVER YET

Hey, you may not need one, but fuck it all, I do.

RULES BEFORE PARTICIPATING
1) Get your ass to the polls and vote.
2) Plop down in front of your news source of choice, and watch the results.


Take one drink whenever:
-A state Bush won in 2004 goes red.
-A state Kerry won in 2004 goes blue.
-Your state goes the color you want it to go.


Take two drinks whenever:
-A state won by Bush in 2004 goes blue.
-A state won by Kerry in 2004 goes red.
-Your state goes the color you don't want it to go.
-A swing state is too close to call.
current toss-up states as of Real Clear Politics on Nov. 3rd: Florida(of course), Ohio(of course), Virginia, Arizona, North Carolina, North Dakota, Montana, Georgia, Indiana, Missouri(MO and NC are the ones to watch).



Take three drinks when:
-The election comes down to one major swing state. Take another drink if that state is Ohio or Florida. Keep drinking if that state is too close to call by Nov. 5th. Have another drink if you live in that state.
-Obama/McCain loses their home state.


Keep drinking until you pass out when:
-You start to get flashbacks to 2000 or 2004 and need to pass out instead of hyperventilate.
-Your candidate loses.


Take a shot and put on your party hat when:
-Your candidate wins!


I'll be up all night. I've been suffering through this election for the past two years, I'll see it to the end. I seriously hope to have a happy birthday this election year. If nothing else, I'll obviously be very very not sober. :p