"We're going backwards. We're going fucking backwards!"

[meimichan]

This is up there for stupidest reason to get suspended.





In more amusing news, what happens when bubble bath is used in a bathtub with jacuzzi jets?

The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man explodes in your bathroom. Still...that was fun. :)

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[kerstinovich.livejournal.com]

ok. So they were allowed to read something from The Vagina Monologues but NOT ALLOWED TO SAY 'VAGINA'???? What are they supposed to say? "Hi, we're reading from the, uh, the *bleep* monologues." THE STUPIDITY OF THIS HURTS MY BRAIN.

I just can't even understand why, if there were going to be small children there, the administration would OK anything from The Vagina Monologues anyway. Why just censor one word in the whole piece instead of saying no to the whole thing? Because heaven knows that American children should know NOTHING about how their internal organs work! Or even what they're called!

I just read a statistic today that the average teenager does not visit a doctor or clinic for any kind of family planning services (including birth control and STD testing!) until 14 months after he or she becomes sexually active. Maybe if we taught kids something about their bodies besides SHAME, we'd have much healthier kids having a lot fewer accidental babies. gah!
(Reproductive health education, and by that I mean the rampant complete lack thereof, is an issue that bothers me a lot. Can you tell? ha.)


And it's like the time they played "Fuck You, Aurora" by Alkaline Trio on WMTU when these two guys were doing an Alkaline Trio hour. They said, "That was '*cough* you, Aurora'." And the radio edit of the song gave me a headache from all the scratchy skippy we-deleted-0.6-seconds-of-song-and-replaced-it-with-some-other-random-part-of-the-song parts every time they say words you can't play on the radio. Which. That's a LOT of times for that song.
Just say it right the first time and maybe offend a few people, but spare the total headache.

[kerstinovich.livejournal.com]

Oh. And I'm not actually advocating playing songs that say "fuck" a billion times on the radio at noon on a Saturday when six year olds and their grandmas are listening. 'Cause small children really don't need to hear THAT.
But it does NOT hurt kids to know correct names for their own anatomies!
(And it doesn't hurt college students to buy CDs that say fuck a billion times. SCREW YOU, WALMART, AND YOUR CENSORED CDs!)

woo! I am shocked that I managed to rant about two political issues I care about in the same comment. Since I generally do not give a rat's ass about politics.

[meimichan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it always just fucking astounds me at how the "pro-life" crowd is against abortions, but also so fucking far against anything that would help prevent them, starting with sex ed. Then again, logic's never really been strong with them. I knew what a penis and a vagina were at the age of six. Who the hell is letting these overprotective anally stupid people fucking reproduce?! Will I get expelled for saying elbow, or thigh, or neck?

Speaking of The Vagina Monologues, there was a showing in a town in FL, and one mother complained, and they had to change the sign to say The Hoo-hah Monologues. Because children might wonder what a vagina is. The TRULY stupid part was that this insane mother HAS A DAUGHTER. Oh my effing goodness, she does not want her daughter to know what a vagina is-does she not have one? *snort*

I tend to troll feminist blogs on occasion, and sometimes, you find some truly stupid shit like this article. Well, I always find some truly stupid shit, but the guys on my friends page seem to think I hate men whenever I post anything. (side note, of course I hate men, (would take that joke further, but really, why bother?) but I did just get dumped-that's normal! :p )

[mtu-squirrel.livejournal.com]

Heh... so there was a facebook group made about it, eh?

How is that fucking news!? There's a facebook group for EVERYTHING. Hell, I bet if I searched, there'd be a facebook group protesting asshair.

[meimichan.livejournal.com]

I didn't consider a Facebook group about it being fucking news.

I just thought that of most of the decent reasons to get suspended from school(cutting class, picking a fight, saying the name of a body part), that this one was just plain fucking stupid.

So, is there a Facebook group that protests asshair? I'm not about to look for it, but hey. :p

Oh, duh...

[meimichan.livejournal.com]

Ignore my last comment, as it just occured to me you were snarking the reporters.

I don't know, maybe they're old enough that anything done on the intarnets is big news to them? I honestly don't know.

Re: Oh, duh...

[mtu-squirrel.livejournal.com]

heh, very astute. Yes, I was snarking the reporters as it seems they just got Teh InterAOLWeb (tm). Pretty soon they'll be reporting on spam, Tubgirl, and Goatse. Hell, they might even hear about this newfangled myspace crap that's up and coming!