WHAT THE FUCK?!
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As seen on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson:
He got an e-mail from someone saying his girlfriend wanted him to act more like Edward Cullen. And I'm still sitting here in terror.
Yeah, good god, I fucking hate these books. They have informed a generation of girls with self-esteem in the fucking toilet that the perfect guy is one who fucking oils the window hinges so he can sneak in and watch you sleep for months while during days pretending that he hates you. Then when you start dating, he never lets you do anything because he's a controlling asshole and you'll just kill yourself walking anyways.
God dammit, can people get therapy for too much Twilight? The stupidity these books have caused in the public is going to send me to therapy.
And now I need a drink. Or a solid brick wall.
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Name a TV show series in which you have seen every episode at least twice: Daria, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Veronica Mars that ended before season 3, Angel, Psych.
Name a (current) show you can't miss: Psych, Criminal Minds, Chuck
Name an actor that would make you more inclined to watch a show: Tim Omundson, Matthew Gray Gubler, Jason Dohring. I'd say Eliza Dushku, but that wasn't enough to get me to watch Dollhouse.
Name an actor who would make you less likely to watch a show: David Caruso.
Name a show you can, and do, quote from: Daria, by a huge amount. Buffy's probably 2nd.
Name a show you like that no one else enjoys: ......I'm drawing a blank here. I think I'm friends with at least one or two other people who like the same shows as me.
Name a TV show which you've been known to sing the theme song: Daria, Psych, South Park
Name a show you would recommend everyone to watch: Season 1 of Veronica Mars
Name a TV series you own: *hard stare at monitor* Are you fucking serious? Veronica Mars seasons 1&2, and I am waiting on pins and needles for Daria to come out on DVD later this year-I've waited nine years, my patience is shot for this one, ok?
What is your favourite episode of your favourite series?: An Echolls Family Christmas for VM, Speedtrapped for Daria.
A show you mean to watch, but you just haven't gotten around to yet: Possibly Leverage. Battlestar Galactica.
Ever quit watching a show because it was so bad?: Heroes-got bored in season 1, long before everyone else did. I did watch Veronica Mars through until the bitter end, but I was snarking it so hard at the end.
Name a show you aren't interested in watching, not in the least: CSI anything. American Idol. Survivor.
Name a show that's made you cry multiple times: Buffy. Veronica Mars.
Oldest TV show you like? Mash
Newest TV show you like? White Collar
What do you eat when you watch TV? Depends on the show. Criminal Minds I now purposefully fast through.
How often do you watch TV? Too much.
Do you have a favorite talk show? The Daily Show? No.
What's the last TV show you watched? Criminal Minds. Wasn't bad.
What's your favourite/preferred genre of TV? Well written.
What's your least favourite genre of TV? Reality.
What was the first TV show you were obsessed with? Daria
What TV show do you wish you never watched? Survivor
What's the weirdest show you enjoyed? South Park?
What TV show scared you the most? Criminal Minds...although creeped out more than actually scared. The news?
What is the funniest TV show you have ever watched? Glee, episode 4 of season 1.
Which do you think is the best TV series ever made? Daria.
He got an e-mail from someone saying his girlfriend wanted him to act more like Edward Cullen. And I'm still sitting here in terror.
Yeah, good god, I fucking hate these books. They have informed a generation of girls with self-esteem in the fucking toilet that the perfect guy is one who fucking oils the window hinges so he can sneak in and watch you sleep for months while during days pretending that he hates you. Then when you start dating, he never lets you do anything because he's a controlling asshole and you'll just kill yourself walking anyways.
God dammit, can people get therapy for too much Twilight? The stupidity these books have caused in the public is going to send me to therapy.
And now I need a drink. Or a solid brick wall.
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Name a TV show series in which you have seen every episode at least twice: Daria, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Veronica Mars that ended before season 3, Angel, Psych.
Name a (current) show you can't miss: Psych, Criminal Minds, Chuck
Name an actor that would make you more inclined to watch a show: Tim Omundson, Matthew Gray Gubler, Jason Dohring. I'd say Eliza Dushku, but that wasn't enough to get me to watch Dollhouse.
Name an actor who would make you less likely to watch a show: David Caruso.
Name a show you can, and do, quote from: Daria, by a huge amount. Buffy's probably 2nd.
Name a show you like that no one else enjoys: ......I'm drawing a blank here. I think I'm friends with at least one or two other people who like the same shows as me.
Name a TV show which you've been known to sing the theme song: Daria, Psych, South Park
Name a show you would recommend everyone to watch: Season 1 of Veronica Mars
Name a TV series you own: *hard stare at monitor* Are you fucking serious? Veronica Mars seasons 1&2, and I am waiting on pins and needles for Daria to come out on DVD later this year-I've waited nine years, my patience is shot for this one, ok?
What is your favourite episode of your favourite series?: An Echolls Family Christmas for VM, Speedtrapped for Daria.
A show you mean to watch, but you just haven't gotten around to yet: Possibly Leverage. Battlestar Galactica.
Ever quit watching a show because it was so bad?: Heroes-got bored in season 1, long before everyone else did. I did watch Veronica Mars through until the bitter end, but I was snarking it so hard at the end.
Name a show you aren't interested in watching, not in the least: CSI anything. American Idol. Survivor.
Name a show that's made you cry multiple times: Buffy. Veronica Mars.
Oldest TV show you like? Mash
Newest TV show you like? White Collar
What do you eat when you watch TV? Depends on the show. Criminal Minds I now purposefully fast through.
How often do you watch TV? Too much.
Do you have a favorite talk show? The Daily Show? No.
What's the last TV show you watched? Criminal Minds. Wasn't bad.
What's your favourite/preferred genre of TV? Well written.
What's your least favourite genre of TV? Reality.
What was the first TV show you were obsessed with? Daria
What TV show do you wish you never watched? Survivor
What's the weirdest show you enjoyed? South Park?
What TV show scared you the most? Criminal Minds...although creeped out more than actually scared. The news?
What is the funniest TV show you have ever watched? Glee, episode 4 of season 1.
Which do you think is the best TV series ever made? Daria.
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Date: 2010-01-21 06:19 am (UTC)Twilight addiction is a far more serious condition.
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Date: 2010-01-21 04:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-21 12:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-21 04:36 pm (UTC)I figured you wouldn't find Twilight's effect on our increasingly stupid society relevant to anyone's interests.
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Date: 2010-01-21 03:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-21 03:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-21 04:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-22 10:39 am (UTC)....ON a more positive note, can I gank your meme?
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Date: 2010-01-22 04:57 pm (UTC)